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Adam Carolla -Am I allowed to call you Grayson or have you assumed a new identity as well. 60 Short Funny Motivational Quotes 1.
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. But be nice anyway Ricky Gervais Life is short. That always worries me Charlie Brown 3. Sometimes you lie in bed at night and you dont have a single thing to worry about.
Trying is the first step toward failure The Simpsons 4. I hate when I lose things at work like pens papers sanity and dreams Unknown Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Eric Wareheim I like birthdays because we celebrate life with cakes.
Smile while you still have teeth Unknown What turning forty means to me. Top I Am Cool Funny Quotes Theres nothing less funny than someone who looks cool. I Am Funny Quotes When I am king I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy.
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But then when someone dies Im like the cake streak is over. I prefer not to think before speaking. That always worries me Charlie Brown You wont burn in hell.
Art is knowing which ones to keep Scott Adams My keyboard must be broken I keep hitting the escape key but Im still at work. Eugene Ormandy I am the Trolley of Love. Theres nothing more unappealing.
Funny Quotes About Life Sometimes you lie in bed at night and you dont have a single thing to worry about. Sometimes when I see a baby Im like that much more cake in the world. When tempted to fight fire with fire remember that the Fire Department usually uses water Unknown 2.
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